Jitter Bug

Sup,
My name is Jitter Bug. I'm a tank. Basically I love to roll around and play. I’m a goofy dude. I have the most handsome smile when I'm happy. You should come meet me in person I'll steal your heart with my grin and huge bugs bunny feet. I'm going to be a big guy! Anyways, my sister and I got dumped in this neighborhood and we were trying to make it on our own (we sucked at it.) We got caught thank God. I'm tired of trash. Did you know dog food can have GRAVY?? Man, I'm ready to live the dream with you guys! I'm ready to learn tricks like my sis.  Can you teach me? What do you say? Are you in or what??  Apply to adopt Jitter Bug today!!